Alena Seredova

Wag the Dog, Alena

Our esteemed sister site, thespoiler.co.uk , recently has given one of their coveted WAG spotlight awards to our beloved Miss Seredova. What does this mean you may ask? Well it just means they think she's hot and they put up a bunch of a pictures of her. Big surprise. Someone thinks Alena Seredova is hot. That's like someone announcing that they think pizza tastes good or sex feels better than getting bitten by a doberman. Oh well, obviousness withstanding, I'm proud of those Brits! Here are some photos to commemorate the historic event:

posted @ Sunday, June 08, 2008 5:02 PM | Feedback (0)

Alena Triumphs!

By being the hottest girl alive! Alena recently posed for some photos for the infamous European "Triumph Beachwear." Witness her almost bare it all in the company's line of scandalous bikinis! Thank me later. May I suggest with pizza?

posted @ Tuesday, May 06, 2008 8:11 PM | Feedback (0)

The international language of love?

Here are a couple of recent clips of Alena looking gorgeous on Italian television. Of course, I can't understand a single thing being said but she is wearing revealing outfits and smiling so at the end of the day I guess it doesn't matter. I'm going to carry on believing she is talking about how great I am! You should do the same.

posted @ Friday, April 11, 2008 5:28 PM | Feedback (0)

Beat the winter blues with Alena

Winter getting you down? Seasonal affective disorder? Preach on brother. Luckily, parts of the world are still hot enough for Alena Seredova to walk around in a bikini. These candids were recently taken of her sunning and funning at the beach. Note the lack of snow and depression.

posted @ Sunday, February 24, 2008 8:14 PM | Feedback (0)

More proof that Alena is really really tall

Here is a video I found of Alena helping an Italian woman in the kitchen. Now maybe this other woman is vertically challenged but Alena seems like a monster in comparison. A beautiful, beautiful monster.

Also for you perverts, her cleavage is all over the place.

posted @ Tuesday, December 11, 2007 11:02 PM | Feedback (0)

Paying tribute to European television

A Youtube user named gRandi0s0 has made a video compiling clips of his favorite European television hosts. Of course, Alena is featured prominently. Kudos on finding such a lovely clip of Alena doing what she does best, hosting. Negative kudos for not including Dieter of Sprockets.

We should send gRandi0s0 messages demanding he make a "best of" Alena clip since he seems to have access to all of this wonderful European television.  And oh yeah, that second clip is just for fun. Now is the time in the program when we dance!

posted @ Wednesday, September 12, 2007 5:22 PM | Feedback (0)

Some people are just weird like that

In the "what is going on in this guy's head?" department, I present this video. Yes, that is our lovely Alena. Yes, he has placed a dartboard over her head. Hey, whatever gets you thru the night buddy. He had better not be playing horse and thereby insinuating our hottie has equine features! If so, Gigi and I are gonna hunt this guy down and use him as a dartboard!

posted @ Wednesday, August 08, 2007 3:41 PM | Feedback (0)

Let us not forget

It's important to remember in these dark and mysterious times just why we love Alena so much. She's smoking hot thats why. She is like heroin without  all of that losing your family and eventually overdosing and dying stuff.   Take a gander at this video and watch your passions burn with the heat of a billion suns. That Gigi Buffoon bozo is one lucky shmoe.

posted @ Sunday, July 29, 2007 3:37 AM | Feedback (0)

Danny Danny quite contranny

As God as my witness, this will be the first and last time I mention Danny Devito in reference to our beautiful Alena. But, you just have to check out this clip I found on Youtube. Look at how tall she is compared to the diminutive funnyman. Something about the whole proceedings just makes me laugh.  Oh yeah, it's in Italian but I think that just makes it funnier. Bonjourno!

posted @ Tuesday, July 24, 2007 7:38 PM | Feedback (0)

Alena pregnant??

I am not sure but I did some more babelfish translating of Italian blogs and I got this back:

"According to the weekly magazine directed from Umberto Brindani, Star+Tv, in newspaper stand 19 thursdays July, Alena Seredova and Gigi Buffon in would be attended of their first son. It conditions them is of obligation, inasmuch as the date of the wedding has been refutation more times. The paparazzi they will be given to the bump more watching unbridled, and we, consequently, we will hold dawns to you to you on the Buffoncino in arrival."

would be attended of their first son. That means pregnant right? God I really need to learn Italian. My limited knowledge of the language comes from that fast food place Fazoli's and Mario 64.

posted @ Tuesday, July 24, 2007 4:26 PM | Feedback (0)